As A Last Resort

What could possibly go wrong when the wrong people gather at a Mexican resort, all with their own personal and professional agendas in full-view of the others, just when some very powerful space aliens are coming back to take one last look at the Earthlings to see if they are worth saving?

A Mexican drug cartel family, a gay Russian arms dealer, a Nicaraguan politician and family, an OPEC minister and his family, and a disillusioned American veteran have all descended upon the Borjorquez Resort, and their shenanigans are going to cost us all greatly.